Slow Jams.

Took me awhile to come to these realizations haha.

I'm a fan...but just cuz they sound tight. Not so much on the meanings anymore. haha.

Let's break down a few of the main topics.

The "I'm in love with you but not in love with you" slow jam.

Make up your mind. Stop being a bitch. lol. Don't dwell on dumb shit. That is the solution if you relate to these songs.

The "You are in a bad relationship, I would be a better boyfriend" slow jam.

Haha. Don't be a d-bag and think you can just step in the middle and be superman. lol. Let them deal with that shit. Don't be a bitch you aren't that tight to take someone that's in a relationiship.

The "OMG. She broke up with me. I'm dead inside" Slow jam.

Ok. You get SOME slack on these ones. You get SOME time to mope for having your heart broken. But you get a year. MAX. lol.

The "I want to be with you, but you think I'm Just a friend" slow jam.

Haha. A great one. Basically. There's a reason you are just her friend. Let her be your friend. Stop being a bitch, Find the girl next in line. Haha.

Basically. Slow jams are for entertainment. What sounds tight, sounds tight. It's a good idea to NOT try to RELATE to them.

This can result in not being able to listen to one you used to love haha.

-Alan